Love and Hip Hop
The season finale of Love and Hip Hop aired last night with a lot of revelations from the cast.
After a long drama filled season of cat fights tears and engagments Emily is still holding on to the idea of being with Fab. She hopes that the show is her forum to show the rapper how miserable she is without him. Every opportunity she has she brings him up sad/screw face as a ploy to show fabolous what he’s done to her.
During the episode Emily received some very bad advice from one of her so-called friends. The friend told Emily that she will deal with the same mess with every other dude so just go back to Fab and drive a Bentley *blink*.
Emily who obviously wants to go back to Fabolous went to her bodyguard Chrissy who told her that as long as when you see him he smiles bigger than you… as long as he keeps the hoes at bay… you should be good *bad advice* Two seasons in and Emily is still at the starting line with no personal growth what so ever. I hope that’s part of the script because if not I really feel sorry for her.
Olivia set out to squaush her beef with Funk Master Flex who bullied her via the radio during and after her G-Unit days. Flex goes on to tell Olivia that she tried to “son” him. Olivia snapped back in her usual passive agressive voice that she is a black woman trying to make it. Dont you hate insecure men that bully women for their own self gratification.
Chrissy Mama Jones
Momma Jones and Chrissy have a moment where Chrissy reveals that she would like to move forward with their relationship and leave all the negativity behind. Then…..
Momma Jones should now be referred to as the Cape Crusader after performing her Itunes Hit Psychotic.
Yandy is still acting like a woman scorned… She has a long sit down with Mona Scott Young about her goals after Jim Jones. Yandy finally admits to acting unprofessional during her beef with Chrissy.
Somaya Reece accomplished all of her short term goals of becoming a major spanish artist. Reece may be one of my favorite characters on the show right now. She orignially started with nothing last season and this season ended with tremendous personal growth on her part. Not to mention that Somaya got a major financial backer and a record deal while Oliva is still singing December at the Goodwill.
Now to Kimbella! Kimbella needs a shoulder to lean on because her sons father, Juelez Santana, was arrested again. The bond was 46k that Kimbella probably had to dig up out the back yard to bail him out.
During the episode Kimbella cries to Yandy telling her that she needs a man who is there for her and her family. Well… since this is the story of every hoodboogers life let me be the first to tell you that a man would not let you spit a seed out without wifing you. Hoodrats have babymommas.
In true Kimbella fashion, she invites MommaBella and her father to the house to let them know that Juelz is in prison *blink* and she is pregrant *toast to that*.
Kimbella’s delivery was similar to the moment that she told Emily congratulations and by the way I use to sleep with Fab.
This season was mehhh…. full of drama…
Thoughts?
