Have you ever wondered why you need numerious sexual partners? Why being a skank is a way of living for you? Have you ever felt not so fresh?
Are you everones jumpoff in the hood? Do you have to use all fingers and toes twice to add up your partners? If you answered yes to any of those questions you may be a hoe.
Want answers? Well look no futher its your Mom or your Dad’s fault!
A recent study published by the Proceedings of Nationa Academy states that if your Parents are nasty pirate whores than you too will become one. *cries silent tears for my future seeds who never had a chance*.
It’s ok you are not alone your mother is just like you!
So all the skanks out there with newly saved judgmental mothers. Don’t believe her when she tells you that your father was her first.
If you are a skank than according to their findings there is a 100% chance that you inherited that from her as well as those wide hips you have.
According to the report:
If sex is on your mind all of the time, it might not be your fault. It turns out that, according to a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences in June, promiscuity can be inherited.
In fact, the tendency to fool around could be locked into our genetic code. And it appears that many monogamous animals, not just human, cheat.
Despite its social and potentially emotional drawbacks in humans, promiscuity has its advantages evolutionarily-speaking, since it can result in more offspring and greater genetic diversity.
So all my Feline feminine fantastical women if you are a hoe… stand up and rep your whoring family!
Note: This article has absolutly nothing to do with the picture posted. Mickey Knox